Borat. No one can get their hands on Borat, and it's the Russians' fault. Because the movie was banned in Russia for "humiliating content," (is it possible to shame a Russian? Discuss), it's not being pirated. Because it's not being pirated (the only thing Russians are really good at, other than, uh, poisoning people), it is not available in Baku's DVD emporia, so the Producer has been unable to Produce the one thing everyone wants.
Furthermore, because Russian and Ukrainian theaters use the same distributor, it won't be shown in Kyiv, legitimately, either. And no one around here has the bandwidth to download it.
The glorious expat community in Kyiv is wearing their sad faces.