Poison Peter Pan, Part Deux

Since I half-heartedly whacked at that bees nest called "Poisoned Peter Pan" I feel obligated to pass on information I've learned in the meantime (only because when you google "salmonella peter pan supply and demand" Carpetblog comes up second. Given my growing influence on this topic, I hardly want to jeopardize my credibility).

The story, and my astute analysis of it, piqued the interest of "Big Media" (and by "Big Media" I mean "reporter friend I drink beer with") and he did what "Big Media" does, which is go talk to people and then make shit up. I just save time and omit the first step.

After finding a jar of recalled Peter Pan in a different supermarket, he tracked down the distributor. As it turns out the distributor was fully aware of the recall and was struggling to get the Peter Pan off the shelves. He said that he was working with some Americans to start distributing other brands, such as Orville Redenbacher, in Turkey.

MMMMMMM. Orville Redenbacher microwave popcorn.  Peter Pan.   Donuts.

I'm sorry. What were we talking about?