How I Know I am Still American
Scene: Brunch at Kahvedan, which is my new favorite restaurant because it has the best French toast in the world, and serves English breakfast with real bacon.
Carpetblogger: "My new house is too hard to clean. It's bigger and has three floors and is very dusty. And I have to carry the vacuum upstairs. It is a burden and a disincentive to house cleaning."
Bentonator: "Maybe you need two vacuums, one for the top and one for the bottom floor."
Carpetblogger: "Yes! That's exactly what I need. Three would be even better."
It's easy for me to feel smug about not having a car or a microwave or a dryer because I don't really miss them (well, I don't miss the dryer very often). But two vacuums would really make my life a lot more convenient.
why enidd thinks she is becoming american - she has bought a scooba, which cleans the house automatically while she sits and feels her fat arse get fatter. it scares the crap out of the dogs too - what more could you want in a hoover?
Posted by: enidd | July 17, 2007 at 06:53 AM