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August 30, 2007

Do You Like Carpets Too?

Afghanistanica pointed out a program that Carpetblog can really get behind. Thanks to Juniata College, a small liberal arts school in Pennsylvania, you can buy pretty carpets made by an Afghan women's cooperative organized by the Ghazni Rural Support Program (GRSP). A portion of the proceeds will pay for scholarships for young Afghans to attend the college.

Learn more about the program here and look at all the pretty carpets! Fair prices, too.

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What's not to like about that? It's much easier than shopping on Chicken Street in Kabul with armed guards. Carpetbuying should be a force for good, helping women and young people out.

Carpetblogger approves!

August 12, 2007

Happy Melon Day!

Today is Melon Day in Turkmenistan, where, according to President Gurbanguly Berdymukhammedov, "since ancient times Turkmenistan has been considered the homeland of the best melons in the world."

Dem's fightin' words across the Turkic empire. I don't expect the Uzbeks to take such smack talk lying down.

Here in the Carpetblog family, we try to celebrate Melon Day every year, and have been enjoying  our share this summer. We buy them from the Karpuzci  Karpuzcu (I did not make that word up, as originally suspected, but wrote in violation of the most basic principle of Turkish grammar), who sells them --
sheltered from the sun by their own leaves-- from a horse -drawn cart.

Because we lived in Azerbaijan, we know there are dangers associated with watermelon consumption. No matter how orgiastic your Melon Day celebrations may get, be sure not to drink water while eating them or mix them with honey.




November 11, 2006

Kick-Ass Central Asia Photos

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I've posted about photog Chris Herwig here before and the damn fine time we had travelling with him through Turkmenistan. He's got two new photobooks of his work in Central Asia, and as always, they kick ass. Go look and buy.

October 18, 2006

How to Buy Carpets in Kabul

A wise person once asked, "is it worth it to get your ass shot at to buy carpets in Kabul?"

This is the wrong question. How in the world can you come to Kabul and not buy carpets?

Indeed, everyone knows getting your ass shot at in pursuit of carpets in Kabul is completely legit.  But taking a few precautions to reduce the risks somewhat might be advisable.

Like bringing a driver and armed guard with you.


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True, having an edgy, hungry, Afghan armed with a Kalashnikov guarding the door of your carpet dealer diminishes the quality of the casual chit chat and increases the general level of tension in the shop. Ramadan complicates things, since you can't have tea and snacks and everyone is crabbier than usual.

Even so, negotiations still take place. Foreigners still get ripped off. There's no point in waiting until things calm down.

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'Cause the place is a basket case and "calm" is not something that's likely to appear anytime soon.

Buildings are low and mud colored. A thick layer of dust sucks out what little color the broken trees and bushes lend to the city. Any buiding of any importance, from an office to a health clinic to an Embassy to a goverment building is surrounded by blast walls and concertina wire, and heavily guarded. All are unmarked, to reduce the probability of becoming a target.

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Kabul, and Afghanistan, is a tragedy. Things are getting worse, not better but this is not not news to Afghans.

The situation in the regions has been bad for months, and it's only since the suicide bombers started hitting Kabul did anyone outside of Afghanistan start paying much attention. People are edgy, dour and pessimistic about the future. Suicide bombers in Kabul are new; their randomness disrupts the carefully constructed wall of willful ignorance and intentional focus on other activities that makes it possible for foreigners and locals alike to function.

Predictably, the Taliban is gaining ground in some areas. People are sick of the lack of security and the fact that five years after the fall of the Taliban (still widely hailed) and something like 70 billion dollars spent, downtown Kabul doesn't have electricity most of the time and schools operate out of tents. And bicycles are being remotely detonated as buses of police rumble by.

Kabul is probably the most fucked-up place I've ever been. True, I was only here for a few days and was strictly limited to traveling between my office and UN-security approved guesthouse. But the work I was doing exposed me to the views of many Kabulis on a wide variety of current political issues. It was fascinating and so very depressing.


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I did my part to contribute to the local economy -- eight hastily purchased prayer rugs and bags. They are gorgeous -- shiny and reptilian, just the way I like them.

What did The Producer say when I got them home?

"Why didn't you buy more?"

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May 02, 2006

Photos of Dushanbe

If you're never likely to travel the road to Dushanbe, you should check out some super photos of the Tajik capital -- even though Carpetblog isn't cool enough for her to link to anymore. Damn doo-gooders trying to help people and shit. Whatevs.

Have I ever mentioned how I believe Spies Like Us, featuring Dan Akroyd as Emmett Fitzhume and Chevy Chase as Austin Millbarge, is a modern re-enactment of the Great Game? It totally is! Doctor, Doctor. Doctor, Doctor.

March 30, 2006

Straight Outta Kashgar

Via Coming Anarchy, Xinjiang's latest pop sensation go to YouTube to see a video from an unnamed pop group from Xinjiang made of up three Uyghur girls from Uzbekistan.

What they lack in production values, rhythm and, uh, talent, they make up for in musical influences. You can hear Indian, Chinese and maybe even Persian/Turko pop (one of my goals in Azerbaijan was to learn how to distinguish between Iranian and Turkish pop music -- I failed) in their tune.

They aren't Shakira but the key to a satisfying life in Crapistan is to lower your standards.

March 24, 2006

If you'd like to see some phenomenal photos

from Turkmenistan (and other parts of Central Asia), check out photographer Chris Herwig's site. Chris travelled through Turkmenistan with us this time last year and Registan reminded me to check in at his site. I was totally blown away. I am appalled and embarrassed to admit I was on the same trip, based on the photographs. Of course, he didn't take the vomitorium back to Baku.

If you want to see a picture of Carpetblogger, check out the burning crater.

March 15, 2006

The Forest and the Trees

It's been a while since we've checked in on the battle between Donald Trump and Turkmenbashi for world domination, but I think we have to put another win in the 'Bashi's column.

Trump has never come up with an idea so grand, so visionary as foresting the desert. Really, trees are the only thing that missing from Turkmenistan. Trust the 'Bashi to implement a plan to rectify the situation.

Thanks to Registan for the RFE/RL link.

Yangykala Canyon would be vastly improved with the addition of a few cedars, don't you think?
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December 22, 2005

As One of Turkmenbashy's Biggest Fans

Allow me to congratulate him on the 20th Anniversary of his visionary leadership of the Turkmen people. Registan has some juicy press quotes.

Here are some photos of his personal mosque outside of Ashgabat where many of the celebrations took place yesterday. The Gypjak Mosque is really something. It has quotations from the Ruhnama engraved in gold encircling the minarets.

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Above the main entrance: "The Ruhnama is a good book, the Koran is God's book."

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How cagey is that? Can you think of anyone more deserving of a Fatwa?

More Turkmenistan pictures at Carpetblogger's photos on
Flickr, or easily accessble from that Flickr bar to the left.

April 30, 2005

Photos of Unusual Things in Turkmenistan

This is a burning gas crater in the middle of the empty Kyzylkum desert. "The middle of the empty desert" isn't terribly descriptive, since the whole damn country is empty and the edges of the desert differ in no significant way from the middle. Anyway, this flaming crater is probably 100 meters across and about 20 meters deep. It is surely the entrance to hell.

There are 25,000 Manat to the dollar (it seems to be the only currency which is NOT increasing in value against the dollar. The dollar has even slipped against the Azeri Manat). The biggest bill is a 10,000 -- not quite 50 cents. You have to carry wads and wads of cash with you and leave stacks to pay your restaurant bill. Turkmenistan is probably the cheapest country we've ever been to, though. Twenty dollars lasts several days.

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And a lot of you are going to love this. This 15-liter top off at the TurkPetrol station set the driver back about 15 cents. Gas costs 300 Manat a liter. I'll do the math for you: Gas costs less than 5 cents a gallon. This proves that it's possible to have a bufoon for a president AND have cheap gas! You don't have to choose!

This dog is a special breed of hunting dog still used by the tribal nomads. It looks sort of like a small Afghan. Unlike Azeri dogs, which tend to be viscious, all the dogs we met in Turkmenistan were quite friendly, even the earless shepherds guarding the flocks.

Lenin lives! He still stands proudly in downtown Ashgabat, gesturing grandly east from a pedestal tiled in Turkmen carpet patterns. When the future is as bright as it is in Turkmenistan, there's no shame in the past!

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Pretty much everyone who doesn't live in an apartment block has one of these clay tandor ovens to make their bread. The woman heats it up in the morning. She flattens bread dough into discs, paints the bottom side with a salt water mixture, then sticks the dough disc to the inside walls of the hot tandor. The bread is really good when it's hot, but it gets hard really quickly. That's so it can be transported easily by nomads.

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