The winner is: Bon Appetit! They don't even put the whole article about Turkish recipes online, yet they've managed to get all their delectable cliched goodness in the online teaser. Difficulty: 10!
Let's take a look:
Turkish Delight: You don't actually have to be able to find Turkey on a map to smack this one down.
East meets west: Ah, yes. I've heard there's a bridge between Europe and Asia. Hmm. How can I say that a different way?
Ancient meets modern: Someone read some tourist brochures!